The easiest way to express clothing is, of course, a T -shirt with a pattern, or, as they often say, with a print. Now it will be summer, in the summer it is generally simpler. Last year, at the Kafka and Orwell Kaliningrad Forum, I had a discussion with a Soviet journalist who was suitable for me as a Soviet journalist, now sitting with Putin in the Human Rights Council. We (without saying, of course) dressed in rhyming t -shirts.