Film "Alexander. The Battle of the Neva ”is coming out on May 1, a red holiday for the entire world proletariat. In the life of every film commentator, even one who loves cinema, there are critical days when he longingly thinks: “Lord! Why do I need all this? Wasting your emotions, life, watching this?

Immediately after the protracted May holidays, Francis Ford Coppola's film Youth Without Youth is released on Russian screens. The painting is based on a novel by the Romanian writer and historian of religions Mircea Eliade. The main role - a professor of linguistics, who found a new youth after being struck by lightning, and forced to flee from the Nazis, who are trying to use this phenomenon to create a new race, was performed by Tim Roth.

There is a dent on the side, a crack on the windshield, it would not hurt to walk around the cabin with a vacuum cleaner, and the body needs to be thoroughly washed. The machine, created by scientists from the Free University of Berlin, looks not so much a harbinger of a beautiful future as an ordinary workhorse - like those that are driven to complete insensibility by Moscow private traders.

Vadim Kormilitsyn, head of the Stars and Brands advertising agency, has recently been closely following the career of Anfisa Chekhova - he bet a box of expensive cognac that the sexy TV presenter would not be invited to appear in commercials for at least two years. He is sure that after the "knowing everything about sex" appeared in the video of the drug for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases, she was ordered to enter the advertising market.

An exact copy of the ZIL-130 from the Night Watch, the Mosgaz emergency gang, rammed Roman Vorobyov's Renault a little over a month ago. ZIL dragged it several tens of meters - two doors and a wing were replaced. The insurance company paid compensation to Vorobyov for OSAGO - 23,000 rubles. Roman is sure that he should have received more, about 100,000 - that's how much he spent on repairs. Every day, hundreds of people like him come to the RESO-Garantia claims settlement office.

Bury forever Residents of the Warsaw district of Prague usually set dates from the Four Sleeping. So the people call the monument to the Soviet-Polish military fraternity erected in 1945. The heads of four soldiers are slightly tilted down, the eyes are almost not visible-among the Soviet casm warriors, at the Polish caps. It seems as if they are really densely dormant at the post.

Eight dancers with Indian-style feathers in their hair - three men with plastic swords and five women in embroidered skirts - raise dust in front of the synagogue in a strange round dance. The participants in the action believe that this is a traditional Jewish dance. They dance to the sounds of “And the sons returned to their allotment,” a song that has been sung in Israel in recent years about Israeli soldiers kidnapped by Hezbollah and Hamas.