Hand on the heart, independence fell into Ukraine, like a ripe nut. She was not suffered in a brutal struggle against imperial enslavers. The fiery patriots from UNA-UNSO, preparing for heroic exploits and Gerilla, were amazed to find that they, in fact, had no one to fight with! There were neither tanks in the squares, nor the executions of the parliament, nor other bloody passions that distinguish any self-respecting national liberation revolution.