1. Once, in Soviet times, the hero of the novel by Vasily Aksenov “Burn” is a representative of the International Academic Community Professor Patrick Henry Tanterjet, Kutya in a tavern in the company of a retired general, Komsomol boss and women of easy behavior, according to a booze, he decided to ask for political asylum in the USSR. In this regard, a remarkable conversation took place. “I need to the police,” the professor said in a weak voice. - Militsa to you?