Our special correspondent Dmitry Bykov was tortured by the Germans at the fair as the author of the book “Justification” Socialist times in Leipzig are remembered without nostalgia, even though everyone was terribly confident in the future. The role of Russians in the post-war history of the Germans is evidenced by Gorbi vodka - after all, Gorbachev united Germany - completely forgotten in our country.

The wittiest joker in the country turned out to be President Vladimir Putin, whose next decree on the start of the spring conscription exactly on Monday, April 1, was published in the media. According to the plan drawn up in advance by the General Staff, 161,732 people should take up arms. “It won’t be easy to fulfill the call,” admitted the capital’s military commissar Vasily Krasnogorsky.

When you hear a patrol dog barking, transmit the signal loudly, quickly and without distortion. The device is adjusted using the limbs of both hands. Cadet! Take the flower to another place, it doesn’t logically stand here. Hair should be cut 1 cm around the entire perimeter of the head. Comrade cadet, if you are a moron, then say so. And there’s no point in breaking the gun! Allow me to report! The bread is sliced ​​into loaves! Dig here for now! And I'll go find out where to...

The fifth anniversary rock festival “Maxidrom”, starting on May 20, 2000, is rapidly gaining momentum. Organizers are running around with bulging eyes, musicians are not sleeping at night in anticipation of the carnival of the year, journalists are actively attending relevant press conferences. The last event in honor of "Maxidrom" took place on May 10 in the press center of Radio "Maximum", the "mama" and "papa" of the Russian Woodstock.

Women are "attracted" by quiet and big-eyed... 1. Flatter, but don't lie Flattery is still powerful and can make you lose your guard. Krylov's fable about the crow has been completely forgotten, and it would be a shame not to take advantage of it. The only “but”: you don’t have to lie like a gray gelding. If a woman is not at all charming, you’d better say that her hands are beautiful. If your hands are hooks, then praise your sense of humor.

Recently, Americans released a carnivorous robot to the public. The miracle of technology differs from its counterparts in that it eats meat. The same processes occur in the robot's body as in the human digestive tract: meat enters the "microbial fuel cell", proteins are produced, carbohydrates are destroyed and energy is released. But why a robot needs meat, and why humanity needs such a unit, is unclear. Unlike a person, after eating, the robot does not feel the need to send any needs.

The head of the administration of the Akhtubinsky district of the Astrakhan region, Alexey Furik, came up with a way to increase the birth rate: a young family is given a loan to buy a house, and they undertake to give birth to three children within five years. Once you move into your new home, you can immediately begin the exciting process of producing children. If you drift and fail to keep your word, beware: penalties will follow. May we give birth healthy if we have cows!

The day when Yeltsin resigned and his daughter’s husband Volodya became acting. President, for Aunt Katya Shkrebneva was joyless. She celebrated the New Year in upset feelings. For Putin’s mother-in-law, who lives in Kaliningrad, the honor of occupying such a high position, which fell to her in her old age, turned out to be very dubious.

Instead of Tereshkova, another Valentina could fly into space - Ponomareva April 12 will mark 41 years since Yuri Gagarin orbited the Earth in a spaceship. And after some time, the country’s leaders came up with the idea of ​​sending a woman to the stars. She became Valentina Tereshkova. But it could well have happened that another Valentina, Ponomareva, would have entered the story of space exploration.

Have you heard about “Operation Morning”? No, this does not apply to military operations! This is a super show on Avtoradio! And it is prepared by a cheerful trinity - singing presenters Bragin, Gordeeva and Zakhar. Today we had a rare opportunity to communicate with the guys in person. — Tell us how it all began? Bragin: - That was more than a year ago. At first, as a morning DJ, I was given Zakhar as a partner, who read sports news.

It’s good that in Chelyabinsk, pensioner Dmitry Isaev, unexpectedly for the engineers-inventors, designed and assembled a completely unique lock: it has 331 thousand combinations, while the usual one is designed for only 100 thousand. “It started when my door lock broke,” Dmitry Alexandrovich told Interlocutor. — When I went to the store, I realized that I couldn’t afford a new one. So I decided to make the castle myself. It had to be inexpensive, easy to use and very reliable.

Tantric sex is a deeply meaningful act, as a result of which (with a skillful approach) and a man, and the woman receives unearthly pleasure in the form of an orgasm that lasts tens of minutes. In such sex, techniques can be used in which partners do not perform any physical manipulations at all, nevertheless reaching the top solely through the effort of will and consciousness. But what kind of techniques are these? and is everyone capable of mastering them?

In the Museum-apartment of Maxim Gorky, in Nizhny Novgorod on the street. Semashko, 19, strange things are happening. The workers of the cultural center are sure that they have a real ghost. They claim that at night the deceased writer wanders around the museum, clattering his heavy boots down the stairs and moving furnishings. And he moves from place to place a bouquet of wildflowers that he once gave to his wife Ekaterina Pavlovna. It cannot be said that I was greeted warmly at Semashko 19.

Among the hundreds of former criminals who settled in the Krivets special boarding school, a unique fugitive was revealed through a banal passport check! They had been looking for him for 56 years to punish him for the cruel, Raskolnikov-style, clumsy murder of a grandmother and granddaughter, committed a year before the end of the war. So, the fugitive was found: why not a reason for a business trip?

Chelyabinsk FSB officers raided a factory producing counterfeit bucks. Printing forms, metal cliches with banknote numbers, negatives with hundred-buck images and many other interesting things rested peacefully on an abandoned construction site. “The book “Modern Intaglio Printing” was used as a special guide,” Stanislav Neginsky, head of the public relations group of the Federal Security Service of Russia for the Chelyabinsk Region, told Interlocutor.