Jokes A man wakes up after yesterday, and a badger is sitting on his chest. - Who are you? - Badger. -What are you doing to me? - Yes, you drunks won’t get enough squirrels! – Doctor, is it true that I no longer have tuberculosis? - Absolutely! - Oh, let me kiss you for this! - Eh, no! This is not necessary! A husband finds his wife in bed with her lover. The wife, having recovered from the shock: - Well, who will you believe, your shameless eyes or your beloved wife?