I'm not sure, but I think I have a dog. Like all dogs, she is chained to the net, barks very loudly, scratches the ground around the house, as if she knows that war is near and is preparing for a circular defense. She eats like crazy and is extremely happy when I come home from work. She doesn't smell like dog shit, like many other yard terriers. I think her name is Juliet, but that's kind of wrong, because I would never allow myself to call my own dog that.
