Women's logic In a subway car: - Young man, why don’t you get to know me? - Oh, girl, sorry, I was listening to an audiobook! - Do you know, young man, that opposites coincide! If you don’t get to know me, then you are a maniac! - Girl, extremes meet. If you want to meet me, then you are an old maid! - What? Well, you summed it up! What kind of audiobook are you listening to? - “12 chairs.” - Ahh. Young man, instead of meeting girls, you listen to Ilf and Petrov on the subway!