But death won't come so easily
Someone left a telescope on a bench in the park with a note: “It only shows naked women.” The men, of course, were most interested. They came up, took the pipe and put it to the eye. And a long steel needle jumped out of the eyepiece. Many lovers of naked women were killed; married people, I heard, also came and lined up. Eventually, a pool of blood gathered around the bench. They pumped it out, and they brought a truck to remove the corpses.