I recently came to the store and saw: there were plastic jars with gum pads on the shelf (40 pads in a jar - these are convenient to keep in the glove compartment of the car), and under the jars there is a price tag on which, in accordance with modern syntactic customs, it says: “ Orbit juicy watermelon bottle", price, barcode. And then, as my colleague columnist Carrie Bradshaw says, I started thinking.