There are enough American nuclear warheads for everyone The declassified plans for American nuclear strikes on Russia did not cause much excitement in the national military department.

The internal enemy failed in mass terror In Montana, they drive in pickup trucks, and the driver has a gun hanging on special brackets behind him. But even the authorities there were somewhat surprised to find that David Earl Burgert had 30 thousand rounds of ammunition, automatic weapons banned in the United States back in 1934, body armor and plastic. “From what I've heard, you don't need 30,000 rounds of ammunition to hunt turkeys,” noted Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont.

There are more unemployed presidential candidates The staff of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ingushetia was presented with a new acting officer yesterday. Minister Akhmet Pogorov.

Until recently, Dmitry Sautin was called an all-rounder because he is truly a unique athlete. One of the few divers who performs equally well both on a three-meter springboard and on a ten-meter platform. At the Sydney Olympics, an unprecedented event in the history of jumping was associated with Sautin: he competed in all four types of the program. Shortly before the Games, the athlete announced that after Sydney he would retire from big-time sports.

Russians now at least understand when they are being deceived The State Duma of Russia began to celebrate World Consumer Day in advance, which the whole world will celebrate on March 15. Yesterday, the expert council of the lower chamber on problems of regulating the consumer market and protecting consumer rights, together with the Consumer Union of Russia and the International Confederation of Consumer Societies (ConfOP), held a pre-holiday press conference.

This could cost Sharon his power The leader of the Palestinian Authority, Yasser Arafat, who had been under house arrest in the city of Ramallah since December, has been released. Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon solemnly announced this yesterday. Now Nobel Peace Prize laureate Arafat is allowed to move around the Palestinian territories. True, he is still not allowed to go abroad.

Moscow pensioners ask Putin to protect them from MGTS The categorical reluctance to discuss with MGTS JSC the prospects of switching to time-based payment for telephone calls in the capital was demonstrated yesterday by Moscow Mayor Yuri Luzhkov and the city council of veterans.

Basketball. Russian Championship. Super League. CSKA - Shakhtar - 73:74, Lokomotiv - Avtodor - 106:102, UNICS - Khimki - 89:81, Spartak - Arsenal - 94: 76. Leading : UNICS - 39 points (21 games), Ural Great - 38 (20), Lokomotiv - 38 (21), CSKA - 35 (21), Avtodor - 33 (21 ). The next round of the Russian basketball championship among men's teams brought a sensational loss to CSKA on its site from Shakhtar Irkutsk.

Meteorologists and the Ministry of Emergency Situations about flood forecasts Russian meteorologists yesterday announced their forecast about the scale and possible dangers of the spring flood that has already begun in the country. In their opinion, in fact, everything is not so scary.

Already this week, the Russian peacekeeping battalion stationed in the zone of the Georgian-Ossetian conflict will set up three temporary posts around Tskhinvali in connection with reports of the possible start of an anti-terrorist operation in the Pankisi Gorge.

The Oscar intrigue, which our newspaper wrote about in detail yesterday, is becoming more and more exciting day by day. On the one hand, our assumptions were confirmed that the main favorites are Ron Howard and Russell Crowe - the director and star of the biographical thriller A Beautiful Mind. 98 thousand film actors who are members of the SAG (American Screen Actors Guild) named Russell Crowe as the best male actor.

Little Holland - small TVs Fighting for consumer rights is a dangerous undertaking. This is confirmed by the amazing incident that happened yesterday in Amsterdam. The story began as a farce, but ended in real tragedy.

Stanislav Shushkevich is suing Belarus The trial on the claim of the former speaker of the Supreme Council Stanislav Shushkevich against the Ministry of Labor of Belarus began yesterday in Minsk. The ex-speaker is seeking a decision to index his pension, which now amounts to approximately two dollars. Mr. Shushkevich sent documents to the Guinness Book of Records, where he hopes to enter as a former head of state receiving the smallest pension in the world.

Today, activists of “Liberal Russia” present the film “Attempt on Russia”, shot on the initiative of Boris Berezovsky. Deputy Sergei Yushenkov, one of the leaders of Liberal Russia, believes that the facts presented in the film are enough to begin the impeachment procedure of the president. Mr. Berezovsky himself attaches great importance to the distribution of the film in Russia. The Vremya Novostei newspaper asked experts in the field of political technology to analyze how significant Mr.

Moderate candidates are out of fashion right now On Sunday, Colombia, a population of 40 million, elected 102 senators and 166 deputies. At the same time, the reports recorded the usual events over the past 40 years: two bridges were blown up, ten people were kidnapped, nine rebels were killed. Leftist rebels threatened to consider everyone participating in the elections (“deceiving the people”) military targets. 154 thousand soldiers and police ensured calm at the polling stations.