"Army Pie" on Moscow screens Pie, of course, has nothing to do with it. In the original, the film by the Swiss Mark Eschmann is called “Ready, Attention, Charlie!” - with this energetic call, Swiss soldiers meet completely hopeless situations. Like the one in which the main character, the tremulous young man Antonio, found himself, who decided to marry the daughter of an Italian mafioso. But he was taken under arms straight from the church.