Farewell, Alexander Pavlovich ... Alexander Timofeevsky. Photo: Artem Geodakyan/TASS On the bright holiday of Christmas, Alexander Pavlovich Timofeevsky, a descendant and successor of a glorious Russian family, a poet, a screenwriter, a man of high culture and innate nobility, left this world. His first publication was in the famous Samizdat collection "Syntax" in 1960.

Anti -Semite Prilepin on the ridge of the Russian people - answers Igor Irteniev Igor Irteniev. Photo: RIA Novosti The author of this text, published in the newspaper Free Press in the summer of 2012, is Zakhar Prilepin. At that time, he had not yet become the Nedofuhrer of the party “For Truth”, but was simply an ordinary anti -Semite and a provocateur. Allegedly written on behalf of the liberals, but in fact - Jews. A letter to Comrade Stalin (text of 2012) Socialism was built.

Such times have come What my mind tells me: “Comrade, believe, the Khan will come And he will cover everyone with a copper basin.” The end of history is coming Let the Mayans make a slight mistake, Just look she will come, Lame on both lefts. She will come, believe me, Into our world, engulfed in madness, And he will knock sternly on the door, Like that deaf guy in Fifth.

The essence of high technology Their rapid rise The poor mind will not comprehend In his reasoning. What do we know about high-tech? Yes, consider it nothing. We, simple people, We can live without him. He's nothing but trouble To stagnate the mind, Without high-tech our grandfathers They placed the houses firmly, They baked bread, gave birth to children, The beast was beaten on the spot, They drove women without high-tech By the bridle into the hayloft.

When the fog settles in my head, And the distance will become clearer, I'll probably write a novel "As the Steel Was Tempered". I will see this novel in my dreams - It's a shame I sleep on my side. Zyuganov with a saber on horseback It will be there at full gallop Fly like a whirlwind under a red star, Shouting heart-rendingly: “Go!” — Putin will be there, so young, And the full Albats is ahead.

The road was covered with snow, There is no way for transport, It's getting harder hour by hour Clear this road. Our people are not robots in battle, White in body and brave in spirit, But the cure for traffic jams So I couldn’t find it. From Moscow to Leningrad, What is St. Petersburg now? An utter barrier The weather suddenly turned up. No, not just the time of year And a joy for the mind, But rather an enemy of the people Our mother winter.

“It is now fashionable in Moscow to criticize the Central Election Commission. This is the same fashion as dancing naked under the moon in forty-degree frost on Kolguev Island (Arkhangelsk Region),” Vladimir Churov said at a meeting with representatives of political parties. Among the most important star blowers The most important star blowers - Inhabitant of the island Kolguev, Unsinkable, like a buoy.

November 24 is Spinoza's birthday. In the register of ancient philosophers, Whose memory does posterity keep? Spinoza, named Baruch, It stands in a place of honor. Although, to be honest, I haven't read his works, In this deserved place, I'm sure he stood up rightfully. He went to synagogue as a child, Sat over the Torah for hours And yet to the Jewish god At some point it cooled down. He should be judged harshly for this. It would be wrong for me Because I myself am a god Not quite exactly.

“The dumbest deputy is smarter than the average citizen,” State Duma deputy from United Russia Ilya Kostunov said in a recent interview . Oh, my friends, What's happening to me! Oh, he's burning with love, A girl disappears. I fell in love with the deputy He's crazy Even though she is the bottom one, But it’s full.

Without leaving the cash register directly, Until my ardor fades away, Let me, Barack Obama, Congratulations on your victory. The idol of ordinary Americans And the oligarchs' worst enemy, Grinding the Republicans into dust, You showed "fuck" to Romney. And they gave us a gift, Or do you call it a “present”, Our dear comrade Barak, American President. Even though you are an important bird, But still I want Contact you directly Which is not something everyone can do.

To obtain foreign passports, Russians must undergo testing on international etiquette, according to employees of the Institute of Expert Assessments (IEO). In their opinion, incorrect behavior of compatriots abroad leads to cultural conflicts and spoils the international image of Russia, as a result of which the country receives less investment. To gnaw out a foreign passport, I have to go everywhere and everywhere Always be an example in your personal life, A beacon in study and work.

An initiative group of deputies from United Russia, led by Sergei Zheleznyak, submitted to the Duma for consideration a bill on punishing the media for obscene language. It's not that I swear, But if you just open my mouth, It takes off automatically Picking up speed with acceleration. Military registration and enlistment office. TOMATO. PRIMATE - What music of harmonies! Long live our Russian mate - Restless, joyful, powerful!

The world is filled with fools This is how it has been for centuries, There is no point in arguing with this. That's how nature wanted it, Why is none of our business As one poet wrote: There are legions of them everywhere Laws are not written to them, Despite all adversities, Despite all the obstacles, Blossoming steadily Accounting for millions, Lush color fools. Year by year their circle is wider, Their ranks are getting slimmer.

“But we must live without imposture, Live like this so that in the end Attract the love of space to you, Hear the call of the future." Longtime fan of Pasternak, I almost said - a fan, I am with this thesis, however, I don't agree, I'm guilty. It's not nice to be an impostor But it lifts you up - Isn't that why they are in Russia? Like cockroaches divorced.

Glory to you, exalted above all, Body and spirit tempered in the struggle! You conquer space and time Sea and land are under your control. There is no such thing in the world today, Who could compete with you? You celebrate your anniversary in full bloom Strength and health, God bless you! Our hope, protection, support, Alpha male, aviator, playboy, Aurora herself fades before you, Helios prostrates himself before you.