Successes of vandalism

Vandalism you say? Is putting stickers vandalism? Then immediately initiate a criminal case regarding the fact of applying inscriptions about “foreign agents” on the Memorial building. Send your best detectives to look for these criminals - let them be searched with no less zeal than those who covered the Duma with stickers. And don’t forget to bring charges of vandalism against the “nashi” who put huge stickers on the cars parked in the second row. They are not hiding, they are very easy to find. Vandalism, so vandalism!