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Accident
From our window in the kitchen, a field is visible, the road, and behind the road - the forest. There are not many events in the village, so we watched the incident with the whole family, taking turns glazing into the window or doing business in the yard.
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I was near the barn when the blue “Zhiguli” on the road smoothly moved into a ditch. The car did not turn onto the roof to the end, stood crookedly - the ditch in this place is narrow, you can only accommodate sideways.
I immediately called my husband, we ran through the field. Having reached, they found that both the driver and the passenger had already crawled out and feel too well. That is, drunk to complete insanity. To the question: "whole?" It was not quite intelligible answer: "Jiin-on ... th ...".
One of the men could walk, holding on to the car, the second, constantly swearing, then got up, then sat down, both had no visible damage, so we quickly examined them and did not find a threat to life, the evil went home. After all, the good themselves flew into the ditch, but they could crash into someone! In addition, there were no numbers by car. This is in our area, not led by DPsniki, it is not uncommon ...
After a couple of minutes, our neighbor Gordeevna approached them. Having talked a minute in one language with them (she is a major specialist in this field), she resolutely went towards the house, one of the figures with a muddy gait moved behind her. Gordeevna called a paramedic. And the second character could not follow them and crawled out onto the road, where he lay down, crossing his arms over his chest - apparently, so that they would immediately put it in the coffin, took a pose that be adding occasion. Passing cars began to stop by.
Feldsher Nastya arrived, examined the heroes, called an ambulance. And not because the victims were crippled, but in order for the ambulance to take blood for analysis, to fix intoxication.
The ambulance arrived quite quickly - surprisingly, because we have 45 km before the hospital. The men were taken.
The cars parted, the neighbors parted.
After some time, a motorcycle with three almost sober young men stopped near the Lada Lada, who, having made sure that there was no one inside, quickly climbed into the salon, in the trunk, left everything that they found in the carriage of the motorcycle, and put the Zhigulevich on their side to make it more convenient to disassemble.
But then Gordeevna appeared on the stage again, popularly explaining to the nimble looters that the traffic police would come now, they already called. The Trinity scratched in the back of the head, turned the motorcycle right across the plowed field and dumped.
After an hour, Dpsniki arrived. We walked around for a long time, talked with Gordeevna, sniffed, felt, wrote something. We left towards Kirshino. About an hour and a half later they returned, walked away again - sniffed, talked with those who stopped, and here ...
I have never seen this in 10 years of residence here. A tow truck arrived! He pulled out a “Zhigul” from the cuvette, loaded and departed!
In our wilderness, the spectacle is unprecedented, because they usually stretch the tractor and on the “tie” is mined to the owner’s house.
I mentally figured out what account would be set by the man who was driving, and thought that this figure would divert his drunk for a while ...
Drunk in a ditch is not uncommon. And still, the natives were treated, if not with sympathy, then with understanding. Apparently, something moved in the minds of people, since the cause was given an official move.
PS Later, Gordeevna added several details:
- Marauders on the motorcycle then returned, the cars did not find, from grief they climbed to Gordeevna in the barn and decided to arrange a banquet there.
She kicked them with a shovel.
They were very indignant.
- The owner of the car (the one that was driving), having slept, arrived with a neighbor in the morning and, having learned that DPSNIKS was taken away, he cursed for a long time and hid evil to our village: why, they say, the traffic police was called, now he knows how to rescue the car.
Natalia Polyanskaya Tokareva