In the Kremlin

Children like ancestors

October 28, 2011 Dmitry Oreshkin

"The press secretary of V. Putin D. Peskov explained that the Brezhnev era was a huge plus for Russia, not a minus."

(From the heroic epic cast in granite)

It was a long time. A lot of moons ago. People then played badminton with wooden rackets and went on wooden skis. Instead of money, there were wooden rubles. For three descents into the underground city - five altyn, a bottle of firewater (from wood, called a “bitch”) - let me figure it out ... Yes, 73 descent two altyns without one sixth ... 18 times cheaper than the current one! Or more expensive? Forgot. Ehe-he ... it was a long time. Everyone betrayed, everyone ruined. The largest, batyras, geopolitical disaster.

Our people were powerful and abundant. He plowed the open spaces of the universe back and forth as he wanted. At least down, at least upstream. All forest and field, highlands and coastal tribes carried Yasak to us. France pipes for the gas pipeline (bamboo in the tundra does not grow, there were no pipes). India with washing powder, Italy with cloaks "Bologna", America with chewing and glass beads. At the head of the people was a brave and fair leader L.I. He turned the waters of the Enisai River into the steppe of chehm I-Kipchak, conquered ulus Czech-and-Slovak, forced them to pay tribute and magazine “Problems of Peace and Socialism”. Then he went to Afghanistan and returned with a plentiful “cargo-two”.

We richly lived. At home at five, or even nine floors, like Arab guests in Paris. Finnish sausage, soluble coffee in the order every New Year. The can sparkles with yellow gold, gives gray silver. Everyone envied us.

Even the leader personally L.I. gave the people the basic law. Of the two prophecies. The first is the "small land." About what will happen to our pastures, lakes and forests if the shamans stop making wooden rubles. I saw far! The second prophecy about the Amoral Code. It was called "Tselkin." About the brave scout, which the traitors betrayed, and she did not give up and began to lead a television program for everyone in spite.

That's how it was! Because the ancestors were honored, good sacrifices were brought. You will come to any barn - in Konovyazi, a stone woman Netalin Ben Lenin stands, always living ancestor. In the spring, young pioneers were dragged to him in a fine day-and rr-r-time ... Okay, okay, do not be scared, batyras. Joke! Now what. Now the shaman tied a red rag on the neck - and walk back to my mother's yurt. Purely symbolically, in short ... longing.

The ancestors were insulting, of course. Sunny "cargo-two" and then they do not see. Hungry became ancestors, evil. Gathered on their underground kurultai. Another, XXIX, historical. What is, they say, for people without a national idea and without sacrifice? Nobody needs such a people. The worthless is completely. Free as Swedes-German.

They decided to accept a comprehensive lifting program from the knees of the KP (PC) and go to people with it. On the wide earth, under the high sky, from under the red stone. Prepare for a big hunt for seven corners, four sides. Someone got a job at the Veterans Committee, someone, according to the old memory of Lubyanka. Many in the State Duma. The most successful in the morgue by orderlies: closer to nature. And also to the government apparatus.

So, batyras, life is getting better! It will be abundantly and freely, as we had. The ancestors, most importantly, do not offend. And shamanov. Put a copper dzerzhin-tank in place! And there will be a huge plus on your forehead, not a minus.

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