A man in his place

It is wonderful when a person, after many years of tossing and searching for a calling, finally finds the meaning of his mortal existence. Putin found himself in Losinoostrovsky Park. After feeding the elk Lusha with bread and carrots, he moved on to the young animals, with whom he had an educational conversation about the dangers of slurping while eating. After that, he promised to come here every day. If he didn’t lie, then that means he’s going to resign, as the “dissenters” demand. After all, it’s impossible to combine prime ministerial duties with a daily visit to the moose!

How the moose received the news about Putin’s daily visit is still unknown, but the biostation’s technologists carefully noted that they would be glad to see the head of government again, because there are enough worries with the moose calves. Apparently, there are even more worries with the prime minister, which is why they limited themselves to an invitation for once, and not every day, as Vladimir Vladimirovich wanted. However, he is the kind of person who can do it without an invitation...

It is not known whether Putin will hold on to his new job in Losinoostrovsky Park - the old school makes it known. Even having developed feelings for Lusha, Putin could not resist asking a sarcastic question: “Maybe you’d like a popsicle?” At the same time, the Prime Minister did not have ice cream either behind his back or in his bosom. It’s good that the moose cow doesn’t understand human speech, otherwise she would be offended, like a child who is promised candy that isn’t there.

In fact, there is great political meaning in the Prime Minister’s communication with the animal world. Probably everyone has already noticed that Putin looks human only against the backdrop of wild animals. Even against the background of humanoid deputies of the State Duma, such a stunning effect is not observed. Apparently aware of the benefits of the position he has found, he poses from time to time against the backdrop of Ussuri tigers and fur seals, polar bears and moose. This certainly improves the country’s image, since everyone sees that even our Prime Minister has a human face. And everyone will certainly think that a person who loves animals so much cannot hate people as much as the opposition says.