In the Kremlin

Schlegel and Spiegel

September 22, 2010 Alexander Podrabinek

And where do they get on our head? Our country is large, a long history, there are a lot of people, so why are we so annoyingly commanded or dreaming of all the not quite complemented people? As if something distracted the creator in the middle of the work, and he forgot about his creatures. Maybe this is such a geopolitical feature that the most detachable garbage is ascended by a mysterious ascending stream to the heights of state power?

Here, the deputy of the State Duma Robert Schlegel is the creation as young as the primitive. They say that the youngest deputy in the lower house of parliament, a member of, naturally, United Russia. In an interview with the German magazine, Spiegel, he shares his innermost dreams of curbing the Internet. “If we do nothing, then the criminal space on the Internet will continue to increase,” says a young creature. Its goal is to bring the Internet standards closer to street standards. I would probably like to put it on a policeman on every VEB page, and on each server-on the Ephesus, but technically this is not yet possible.

Schlegel dreams of getting rid of anonymity on the Internet. “If you are walking along the street, then you have documents with you and you can certify your identity,” he says. Most likely he doesn’t even lie: he is really sure that it is necessary to go out with identification documents. To make what to show uncle to the policeman. "Do you mean that every user will receive something like an electronic passport?" - the German journalist is perplexed. “Yes, for example,” Schlegel agrees. “For example, my phone is registered with my passport.” And here Schlegel is not lying again, probably, sincerely believing that every phone should be registered according to the passport.

Alas, the early -ripening deputy is not aware that Russia remained one of the very few countries where internal passports are still preserved. In normal countries, they are not at all, and you don’t need to register phones according to the documents-you just buy a SIM card in a bench on the corner and insert it into the phone without telling anyone your personal data. By the way, it will not be said under Schlegel, already in Russia they sell a SIM card in some places without asking for documents.

I'm afraid the reader will have an impression of Schlegel as a young and stupid, but honest person. This is wrong. Sometimes Schlegel lies. In the same interview, in order to justify the plans for introducing hard regulation on the Internet, Schlegel discusses the “marginal opposition”. “And Kasparov,” says Schlegel “Spiegel,” says constantly about the revolution, about the violent overthrow of the government. ” As they say in the forums, I would like a reference - about the violent overthrow of the government. Silent Schlegel. There is no link.

So returning to the beginning - where do they come to our head? This, of course, is the subject of a separate study. The great Aristotle believed that the self -generation of living beings from nothing was facilitated by the necessary environment - organic residues, manure, rotten meat, scum and dirt. Are deputies of the State Duma in the same way? In the place of President Medvedev, to resolve these issues, I would unfold the modern super -budget national project - the creation of the Institute for the Prevention of Political Molds.

However, specifically with Schlegel, everything is clear. The boy is not to blame. All his childhood and early youth - from one year to fourteen - passed under the rays of the new Turkmen sun, the father of all the Turkmen and the leader of the nation of Saparmurat Turkmenbashi. The family lived in Turkmenistan, from where it emigrated to Russia in 1998. To be brought up with Turkmenbashi in the traditions of liberalism, everyone agrees with me is completely difficult. Therefore, we have what we have. Although, of course, over the past 12 years from the moment of arrival, with some spiritual and intellectual efforts, one could get rid of the residual influence of the Niyaz dictatorship. It didn't work out. Development went in the opposite direction.