How Sochi covered "Pussy"

How easy it is, it turns out, to invite the Cossacks to star in the new video "Pussy Rait" in the lead roles. If the director called them specifically, carried out casting, analyzed the role, rehearsed, it would not be possible. In general, if henceforth, the equally reasonable and restrained people will be responsible for the image of their homeland, at least a hundred Olympiads are held, and there is a lady in a colored stocking in a colored chill for each opening ceremony.

Battle of costumes

The modern city dweller is no more tend to wear a dad with a cockade of antique shop, Chekmen, a whip, Beshmet, a trunks with a lamp than a mini-skirt, colored stockings, sneakers, an electric guitar and even a ballac hat, with which the English soldiers unusual for the cold steppe wind in the Crimean war were covered. An venerable fighting cap, by the way, is no worse than a papa, albeit slander of Russia. And then you did not know that in a single -breasted no one is fighting.

As a result, we have a masquerade, where some mummers beat in a curly order with the others as mowed for the advantages of their theater costume. And the costume now is instead of a set of laws. What is the right to have a man of 37 years old, dense physique, brunette, married, height 179 cm, weight 86 kg, brown eyes to beat a girl met on the street 22 years old, married, blonde, hair bright, long, curly, height 167, weight 62, the rest of 90–60–90? From the point of view of what criminal law, that civilian is not.

But people from the TV transformed reality in such a way that it turns out that you can beat if you put on the right suit, such as a Cossack. Both 37 years, a brunette, and 42 years old, and about 50 years old, with bald patches, believe that, having dressed up in Burnus, they can glean the young lady with a whip. And, having fastened Circassians with cartoons, it is allowed to come to someone else's office and put a bag on the head of an office employee, as in this shameful video . And this is no longer a robbery. The main thing is to choose the right suit. "He moved the Donets with a boss, clamped the spur."

That is, now another or the same man of the same or other years, weight and age, dressed as a soldier of the Great Patriotic War, in his right to beat a German tourist and cut the graffiti on the column of the Reichstag. What he can take and put the banner of victory over the shopping and entertainment complex, we already know .

Having dressed as a soldier of 1812, to go to beat the French well and, having burst into the cafe "Jean-Jacques", demand the food "bistro-bistro", biting a long mustache. Wearing a pointed helmet and a raincoat with a red linge, go to tear the signs with the names of Tatarskaya and Ordynka streets, and then burn the mosque. Putting on a great inquisitor, plow heretics. And having dressed up with Santa Claus, breaking a boy who, judging by the appearance, does not believe in Santa Claus.

According to the law, you can’t beat, but in some costumes you can. Then let's clarify in which. First of all, I would like to somehow clarify the situation, which in our homeland is a supremacy-a suit or law. And to understand in which suits you can go out into the street, and most importantly, having seen what - to stay away.

Because, if we want a global financial center here (which, of course, with burning Kiev is unlikely to be possible, but it will go out sooner or later), then managers around the world should be sure that they will not meet them like that. And that this is a serious country, and not a costume ball, where everyone is given by his role.

Holy Pentacle

And then you don’t even understand - it is a soul or suit requires: dressed with a load, and remember what they called.

As for the soul, after all, this is what opened. Well, let's say the temple is a really sacred space, maybe not everyone feels that way, but everyone knows for sure. There in the temple is the Mother of God, the Cross, the icons. One could say: we protect the shrine. Is it bad, well, with the benefit of the shrine or to the detriment, but it is possible. And here, in Sochi, on the coastal lawn - for what shrine did the Cossacks and their spiritual fathers fight?

The sacred space of the resort scales? Religious ficus? Honest and Life -giving five -column star? The holy and immaculate image of the bear? Incorrect bunny? Equal to the Apostle Leopard?

Why go to the temple with a colored stocking on the head and an electric guitar in your hands is not the best idea - I see. But why in this form you can not approach Leopard, Zayka and Mishka? Doesn't it seem to the boys draped into rabbits, as well as their spiritual parents, that they blasphemy a little? Well, that is, when five rings and a cross, the Virgin and Bunny, a square and a temple are approximately equally protected from indecent girls. That is, it is equivalent to their rings, cross, Christ, bunny - symbols of the Motherland, Victory, Holy Orthodox Faith? About sports , you, of course, are the world, but it turns out that you are also a temple.

And what else is the temple? It would be nice to know in advance too. And the wolf from “Well, wait, the film studio“ Mosfilm ”, and“ Worker and Collective Farm ”, and the monument to the writer Pushkin, our everything, and the monument to Bunin, our part, and the Volga River, and its source in the Ostashkovsky district of the Tver province, and the influx in the Ryazan, Admiraltey needle, the Alexandrian pillar - why still cannot be approached in colored stockings?

Two do not pass

The Russian political authorities created the Sochi brand to present the world a new, open, developed Russia, and at the same time it created the Pussy Rait brand with all its might. It would be strange if they had not met.

And then the brand rose on the brand. And nothing good for Sochi did not work. Now the picture of the brunet in a drill, which was pinching the girl spur against the backdrop of the Za-2014 poster, will accompany the Olympic memories and will forever remain in the hands of the slanderers of Russia. And then there is no need to slander, they themselves did everything, for themselves and for that guy.

It seems to us that Russia is a lot of things. And on the other side - not so much. Putin, Vodka, Gazprom, the last couple of years, Pussy Rait is still the most famous Russian contemporary artists and musicians. It is useless to be indignant. What can you say to foreigners? “We have better musicians here, more smart texts. Do not forget to praise Boris Grebenshchikov. ” What can you say to the authorities? “You were not repressed by those. Please repress Leonid Fedorov - so that it would be more interesting on the musical part, and on the picturesque - please plant for the time of “blue noses”, Koshlyakov, Dubosarsky with Vinogradov ”? World brands are not born as a result of persuasion.

They wanted to add Sochi so that everything was overlooking everything at once. And in it a man with a nagike.

This is because two different countries cannot be built - for domestic and external consumption, for the people and for foreign investors. There are a lot of people, he will forever stick out somewhere, where you do not wait. Like a brunette in a hat. And there are few investors, they will notice the brunette, and not notice - they will be told. If you want to show the world modern, developed Russia, the system of its house.

Was it possible to get out of the clash of Pussy and Sochi with honor? Easily. Eyewitnesses say that the Cossacks-jackets in Sochi were friendly, sociable, amiable. Even if you are in the form of the US national team. Or with a Ukrainian flag. Or in a hat. With glasses. With a puppet of a shnita under his arm. You look like a metropolitan hipster with a swamp. Even after the temple, as proposed, it was possible to feed the girl's trio with pancakes and close the topic. Kolmi on the resort lawn. The Don Cossack is photographed with Pussy Riot against the background of the Sochi-2014 poster, bunnies and bears. Leo with a well -cooked lamb.

Don't you like Pussy? You just don't know how to cook them. And how can you be able, if from morning to evening on TV they tell about the blasphemers, and on the Internet between the all -night and the dinner we discuss exactly how to teach shameful girls at a meeting? Meet. Teached.

My close friend and colleague recently wrote: do not look at Kiselev, and he will disappear. I don’t look, and I have disappeared with all his towers and gardens. And the Cossack looks without looking up at these towers and gardens. It seems that if you don’t watch Kiselev, you will not meet him. And how you won’t meet when he moves into the head of a middle -aged brunette with a mustache, and that large, with a bald head, and that younger, with spur.

Would you like to create a new image of Russia with the help of Sochi and attract foreign investors? The deputy of Mizulin cost us $ 20 billion of direct investment, now a man in the papaha is another fifty billion.