The taming of Ukraine

Russia is increasingly looking at neighboring states through the arms sight

He was taken from somewhere in the storerooms, from archival dust, brought to Rostov-on-Don and presented to the world for an hour and a half. He pronounced some words. Two phrases were especially remembered: “Nobody overthrew me” and “Ukraine is our strategic partner.” Apparently, this person wanted to say that his strategic partner is Russia, but as usual, he confused everything. I forgot what the president of which country he was elected.

Vladimir Putin insists that armed people without identification signs on the streets of Crimean cities are a militia. Photo: Ilya Varlamov

But even this miserable person at that moment could not say that another “politician” named Aksyonov would soon say. For a long time in the Crimea he was known under the nickname Goblin*.

The one who mixed up Russia with Ukraine was again taken away and hidden again, and then another “boss” was presented to the world in the Crimea. Looking at the piece of paper, he said everything to the last word from what was expected from him in the Kremlin.

"He is in another reality"

It was Goblin as a newly -minted head of the Government of Crimea that “honor” was given to turn to Vladimir Putin for military assistance. Putin did not find the strength to refuse the pleasure of playing on the nerves.

How was the Nautilus Pompilius group sang: “Someone is the main one, who always torn the attack, ordered to advance ...” or did not order?

Immediately inevitably, dozens of interpretations of what Putin wanted to say, contacting the Federation Council for the use of troops for permission. One version is that Putin was not going to fight. He just rattled with a weapon. He did not have enough thirteen gold medals at the Sochi Olympics. He wants the Nobel Prize of the World-for the prevention of the Russian-Ukrainian war.

Not all Russian citizens support the entry of troops into the Crimea. Photo: Evgenia Mikheeva, City.ru

Another version fits into several lines from the play by Eugene Schwartz “Dragon”, where the dragon says: “Well, well. Well. You have to fight. (Yawns) ... And you stand here, do you hear? And wait. When I start, I will not say. A real war suddenly begins. Understood?"

Lancelot did not understand. We are not lanzelots, but also did not understand. German Chancellor Angela Merkel, after a telephone conversation with Putin, made a cautious conclusion: "He is in a different reality."

It is difficult to argue with this. In order to draw such a conclusion, it is not necessary to communicate with Putin by phone. Yes, in another reality, but not only him. In his reality, he lets everyone who is ready to support him. First of all, millions of viewers, who were informed that for some time in neighboring Ukraine, "the Nazis kill Russians."

Today in the world nothing supernatural. The dragon was fed intensively. They fed for many years. And he walked his appetite in the mountains, in Sochi. All his previous dreams have already come true. But, it turns out, there were still places where they do not love him. And he wants to be loved.

The leader of this nervous Chekist old-New Empire can only be a person with a hot heart, clean hands and a cold head. No, instead of a cold head, a cold war is required for complete happiness. And then your hands can be washed (washed, if possible) in the Black Sea, in the Sevastopol Bay. And there, even before washing boots in the Indian Ocean, not far.

It is not difficult to assume how a person who calls himself the supreme commander of Russia reasoned: “I will ask me to give me permission to use the troops, you will give me permission, and then I will think about whether I need to use this permission. In the meantime, I think, let everything be: some of horror, others with delight. "

The enthusiasm, indeed, is full now. Selfish and disinterested enthusiasm. One of the most enthusiastic is the full -time “oppositionist” Eduard Limonov . Having read the presidential correspondence with Russian senators, he wrote in the newspaper “Tomorrow”: “This is all great and there is nothing to grieve,” after which he outlined the next prospects: “A separate state - the left bank and the south of Ukraine. And the Western regions will live in their state of the Carpathian. ”

For some time now, it is customary to reason about the inevitable destruction of Ukraine on Russian federal television channels without resorting to allegory. Sometimes completely special statements break through on the air (certainly with a smile): "We can start a nuclear war." But we can not start.

"Are you against me, therefore, are you against the war?"

One of the main “defenders” of the so -called Russian -speaking population Zhirinovsky suggested not to be trifling and not to hide only in the Crimea and in Ukraine, but to immediately move on to the main dish: “We must destroy NATO, the European Union and the euro”.

Residents of Crimea saw in people with weapons of representatives of Russia. Photo: Ilya Varlamov

The question is logical: so you protect the “Russian -speaking” or destroy the euro? Or maybe you need to deal with the Russian opposition, calling them the “fifth column”?

As the Schwartsevsky dragon said: "Are you against me, therefore, are you against the war?"

In the mentioned song, it sings: "I do not want to know the creature who sleeps this sky."

No, I want to know that creature. Actually, we know all this creature. This creature is not a goblin and not Dmitro Yarosh . And not Viktor Yanukovych's name is that creature.

Having heard a countless dragon heads on federal channels, strange people with burning eyes rush around Pskov in search of points in which they “write in the militia”: beat “little bog”. No matter how sophisticated the Kremlin propagandists are sophisticated, but their followers are “from the people”, having heard on the night of state propaganda, every day they are increasingly dumb, wondering how many “little bogs” must be destroyed, “to become a hero of Russia”. They are not going to die for Putin, however, they are not going to play the “third world”.

About how much people need to be destroyed, it is better for them to ask the new “defender” of the Crimea of ​​the Hero of Russia Ramzan Kadyrov .

Through loudly, rattling with a weapon, Russian officials took out a double -edged sword, but the part that is turned inside Russia seems sharper.

No matter how unpleasant the Kremlin from the Maidan, those who went to Bolotnaya Square are unpleasant, is more unpleasant for him.

Crimea, spring 2014. When you look at the world through the sight, the world changes.

In addition, things are completely bad in the Russian economy. So you have to use extreme funds, distracting attention and risking to run into economic sanctions.

While Russians from Ukraine with tens of thousands sign letters that they do not need armed Russian defense, the “Russian defenders” conjure the “blitzkrieg”.

For them, Russians from Ukraine are simply losers who have managed to live in another country and who do not even have Russian passports. They are not suitable, except in order to hide in concern for them, restoring the empire.

The more these "defenders" make noise, the worse the Russians. The more aggressively Russian politicians behave, the worse than Russia.

From the camp of “Russian patriots” to Putin, all the last days, the call “not to stop there” has come to Putin all the last days - otherwise he is supposedly “will become a traitor”.

Zhirinovsky at a rally on February 23, 2014 in a fever proposed to create "Central Asian Federal District of the Russian Federation, which would include Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Kazakhstan."

Kyrgyzstan sent a note of protest to the Russian Foreign Ministry. The Russian Foreign Ministry has recently learned a lot about his policy.

Instead of saying to the Ukrainian authorities: “We have no less fascists than yours. Let's deal with them in accordance with the law, ”the Russian leadership began to artificially thicken red -brown colors.

Yuri Shevchuk in an interview with “Sent to exile” to the Rain TV channel said: “The issues must be resolved politically, and the entry of troops is a consequence of the mediocre, inept, stupid, stupid policy. It turns out that we actually do not have politicians. This is not even a politician, but a flock of feudal lords, you know, the Huns, is ready, some previously the Middle Ages. ”

The difference is that in the early Middle Ages there was no television, which in a few minutes can dive up millions of people.

Russian television people in the struggle for Crimea used an excerpt from the song “Aquarium” “Train in the Fire” (the same song in which it is “It is time to return this land to yourself”).

In response, Boris Grebenshchikov wrote: “The expensive edition of the TV channel“ Russia 24 ”. I’m touched that you decided to use a fragment of my song “Train in the Fire” in your program, but since you are doing it, have the courage not to tear the line out of the song, but put the song entirely, including the words: “I saw the generals, they drink and eat our death ...” I remind you of the words of Anthony of Surozhsky : “Those who hates one for the sake of others play the devil’s hands. Do you realize what you are doing? "

By the way, the same song also says about the children of the generals: "Their children go crazy from the fact that they have nothing more to want."

Anti -war meeting in Moscow. March 2, 2014 Photo: Evgenia Mikheeva, Brani.ru

The current Russian generals (senators, deputies) also behave like children in a golden sandbox. They themselves go crazy that they have nothing more to want.

The apolitical Boris Grebenshchikov these days had to perform almost political appeals several times. “Those who have power in their hands today, remember the people who delegated this power to you,” he wrote. - Without this people you are nobody; Stop deceiving him. No matter how great your desire to go down in history, do not try to do it at the expense of the death of people who trust you.

There are no problems that cannot be solved peacefully; There is always a solution that will avoid the death of people.

Be long -sighted: stop setting some people on others, stop lying to your people for the sake of the seemingly seeming today's benefit - tomorrow it will lead to incommensurably large losses.

Lord, enlighten us to allow disputes peacefully! "

For many years, Vladimir Putin was persistently compared with Nicholas I. So it is natural that Putin in his evolution came to what Nicholas I came to in 1853, when the king, under the pretext of protecting the Orthodox, tried to establish control over the Church of the Nativity of Christ in Bethlehem and occupied Moldova and Wallachia. Thus began the Crimean War, ending with the collapse of Nicholas I and the defeat of Russia. The king then overestimated his strength.

It is hardly the current Russian “king” and “courtiers” who sleep and see a full-scale Russian-Ukrainian war, but it turns out that they are more convenient for them to be enemies around. So familiar.

If they stop setting some people on others, then they will have nothing more to do.

* The organized crime group "Sale" is one of the most famous criminal groups of Crimea. It was formed in 1988 in Simferopol from the Ai-Petri cooperative. The name of the group was borrowed from the popular cigarettes "Salem" in the 1990s. The organized crime group "Sale" is considered the richest organized crime group of Crimea, it had the most extensive relations in state authorities and local authorities. The Restaurant "SELL" was considered the den. In better times, the number of militants fluctuated about 1000 people, about 50 resonant killings were charged with this organized crime group.