Cheburashka with a tail. Dmitry Oreshkin about painful social insight

We drove, rode, and finally arrived. The words that “foreign agents” repeated for twenty years suddenly turned into gross material reality for everyone. No, of course, there were still those who, having lifted the windows and closing their eyes, hope to sit out in front of the box, where Russia rises from the knees. But I'm afraid it will not work. Cinema with 86 million views (at the time of the publication of this column), the director’s arrest and the subsequent mess with painful clarity showed people that open eyes were visible long ago. Boris Nemtsov wrote about the Black Sea Palace six to seven years ago. What, unprecedented news? Or do you not know what you did with Nemtsov with the Kremlin? Oh yes, these are Ukrainians ... a sacred victim. Yes, of course!

Teflon rating flowed. And now our responsive people will hang all the dogs on him - it is necessary and not necessary. As the head of the homeland, he probably regrets that he has not left, as it should be for a decent person, after the first two terms! He would now lead the International Olympic Committee, wisely for bribes decided the fate of the games ... a solid, respected person. What else is needed to meet old age?!

But no, I could not. Either the thirst for greatness and ordinary greed, or too long scaly tail behind. In order not to pinched, you have to change the gait, cunning, decorate with patriotic bows, lie and kill. And the tail from this only becomes longer. The Constitution was exhausted. About the court and the parliament are generally silent. The elections turned into a disgrace. He created a batch of crooks and thieves. A related Ukraine - and TU managed to lose ... He was a member of the eight of the leading powers of the world, became an outcast. And at the same time, he also turned the country into a toxic recent place. He received with annual growth +7%, brought to –4%. Doubling?

The people fiercely tried not to see. He believed from the last forces. I watched the TV eagerly: they will not lie there! Boeing was not shot down by us. Litvinenko and Skripaley with Navalny also did not poison us. And Yura Shchekochina at the same time. (How amicably today everyone forgot the nasty buggy with the poisoning of Khattab and 17 more Chechen militants! Well, they are thugs ... this is true. But what was poisoning?! We have no this good, firstly, we have never destroyed it for a long time, and thirdly, it was not us, because it was true?!))

True, of course, the truth. This is all the Russophobic West. Who else? And in Belarus, he nashered, and canceled the retirement age, and federalism was replaced by unitarism, leaving the regions on a hungry ration, and planted a mother-and-mother Russia to the oil needle. And now, our wonderful youth still decomposes our vile Internet. In order to protect historical conquests, of course, you should restore the iron curtain, return the Soviet vote according to the Chechen model, increase the financing of the police and the special services a third, revive censorship, to disperse and plant all too competent - and again will be happiness, happiness for centuries. Like in Iran, Syria, Belarus and Venezuela, our faithful friends. With a wise, irremovable leader at the head. How else?! There is a leader - there is Russia (Iran, Syria, Belarus, Venezuela ...) there is no leader - there is no Russia ...

Guess that where the leader, there, is his nuker, of course, we were weak. No no! The leader is separate, and terror and landing are separately. Excesses of performers ... Leader - he is good! He wished and wishes only good to the people. And glory.

After all, you wanted this - Glory? I told you the TV, and you have applauded violently and prolonged the ears for a long time. And then - ah! - It turned out that in reality everything is not at all as in fact. Cognitive dissonance, such rubbish! Extremely unceremonious type. Vlages in the most sacred and at the most inopportune moment. Or, in a television language, again a blow in the back. More precisely, lower back. In a weak place, which since Soviet times taught to think a patriotic population.

With patriotic population, as with the "Iskander", jokes are bad: they can repeat !! Actually, they already repeated: the Great-Mogyyan USSR was also, was ahead of the planet all under the leadership of the victorious leaders, and then suddenly take it and fell apart from the strangle. That is, sorry, from a blow to the back. Because of the fifth column. All of them, scum, are to blame ... In terms of GDP, Russia has already been equal to South Korea - despite the fact that there are three times less than workers. Portuguese have long forgotten about the Dolgon-Peregon, as well as about the US Dogon-Peregon. The inspiring gear of the leaders as the basis of prosperity.

Suddenly, stirring up to Putin, the country largely dumps its own sins on him. It would be possible to figure out where the wind is blowing and the rails lead: some warned. Or not, it was impossible to figure out? Because I didn’t want to. Well, if I didn’t want to, be kind to get acquainted with cognitive dissonance. He is one of those guests who come for a short while, but remain forever. And for some reason, by all means with an accordion:

I was pretty whisper

Hepatic henching,

Which no one is suitable for recruitment.

Now I'm Cheburashka -

And every mongrel

At a meeting, he will pull his paw immediately ...

We survived. Make Rush Great Aegein. By the way, urine in the Olympic test tubes also replaced the West. Famous business: global Russophobic conspiracy. If they are not them, our white tunic would fragrance in a completely different way! Shiprom and tobacco "Herzegovina Flor". As well as the powder smoke of great victories, in which the demographic ridge of the people was broken.

... Ah, how could it be right to leave in time! However, it is impossible. These are all alien trends. Spiritual scrapers and glorious traditions do not allow us. Well, and a little scaly tail. So we will stay to the last and be proud of astronauts in camouflage. Because social insight is generally a painful process, and in our case, also offensive.

Pushkin, bowing his head, silently looks at the shameful twilight of statehood under his feet. However, over the past hundred years, he has not seen that. Nothing, bronze greatness suffers.