A cup of rice in ruble equivalent. And what if it is a signs?

Alexander Petrikov specifically for "Kashin"

We do not know what his name is, but let it be Comrade Hu - the most obvious pun, in which our most importantly indecent word and mysterious English Who, well, are simply, in the end, a common Chinese surname. Suppose, at the beginning of last year, he arrived from Beijing to Moscow with a special mission and, having appropriate recommendations from Comrade Si himself, was immediately adopted by Vladimir Putin. Comrade Hu informed Putin that in the near future the authorities of the People's Republic of China, having exhausted all the peaceful ways of clarifying relations, intend to attack the Western world with bacteriological weapons , and, according to previously reached agreements between the People's Republic of China and the Russian Federation, in the actually military conditions, the operational administration of the Russian Federation temporarily moves on to the authorized person of the Communist Party of China, that is, there It is proposed to relax to comrade Hu, Vladimir Putin, while continuing, according to the same previous agreements, to fulfill the main protocol duties, because it will be politically wrong if Comrade Hu himself will hand over the orders, hold public meetings or meet youth. Vladimir Putin, who, frankly, has long been burdened by the load of everyday worries, left for the bunker, accompanied and under the protection of Chinese specialists, and Comrade Hu, in whose career there were many most delicate and exotic missions, sat down at the table of the president of Russia, took out a sheet of silk paper, dipped the brush in the mascara and led the hieroglyph, about which we better not think, so that we would not think so that it was not thought go crazy.

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