The tops can no longer. And he can

Sergey Parkhomenko as a natural disaster for Russian politics

They are very concerned, they are nervous. They fuss. Not that they are afraid of him. No. They are more afraid of unsuccessful elections. But, for example, the Communists are afraid of less. There is, of course, a swan. But he, like any bird, can cut its wings, and his wings have nothing.

You can start listening to the phone - he does not care, he will run ten times a day to the bakery. You can throw someone under the wheels-and he will stop driving a car. You can finally let the entire tax police on his trail - and do not find anything. This madman paid taxes even when he won the ruble in the DOSAAF lottery.

According to informed sources in the Kremlin, in the near future the presidential environment is going to start thinking again. Now that the elections are behind, the president’s illness has temporarily ceased, the reorganization of the government has begun, and salaries promised to pay - you can do business. Think about Parkhomenko.

“There is, of course, the secret hope that he will still settle down, still age, fatum, and indeed the time ...”-one Kremlin thinker, who asked not to call his name out of fear of revenge on the part of the above, admitted.

From conversations with various high -ranking officials, however, it became obvious that no one had a slender concept of struggle against this person. And there is only one reason for this-no one can decide what is more of him: harm or benefits, especially if you take into account its special relations with the Kremlin parliamentary opponents.

Black ingratitude

He "loves them." There are many reasons for this.

If there weren’t parliament, if there weren’t a supreme advice, if there were no congresses - Fig two Parkhomenko would have bought a car for himself and would have furnished an apartment. If there weren’t this wonderful body of democracy in the country - Parkhomenko’s children in difficult years for Russia would have sat without milk, which he literally pulled out of the regretted deputies.

But instead of respect and reverence, the journalist meets the parliamentary corps with contempt. The fateful decisions of the chosen ones of the people under his pen were transformed into vile rumors, bile Pasquili and outrageous arguments. And every time he claimed that he saw all this, he heard and felt.

According to sources close to the former bodyguards of the protection of former speakers, the journalist, known to all of Moscow, created a gang group. Special services argue that until recently, even after “enemy tanks approached our White House”, and even after the State Duma, a group of B. Sharman, Ya. Parkenko, S. Mamenko and the S. Parkhmenko, “continued to lead a slimper under the foundations of Russian democracy” was elected.

All attempts to lick the leader led to one result: scream, scandal - and nothing defined. And Parkhomenko remained to deal with the guard.

By the way, he also does not like guard. Maybe even more than deputies. He does not complain about them at all, but he, who had just left the deputies (who, in turn, had just accused him of cooperation with the Mos-Sad), perceives the words about “your irredeled wards” as words about deputies and recommends addressing the Main Psychiatrist of Moscow.

And Parkhomenko openly mocks and deceives gullible bodyguards. Until now, the FSO and the SB with a decree recall the story when, having appeared in the Kremlin and receiving the accompanying person, Parkhomenko forced the employee to stop his legs, specially bypassing all the acquaintances and unfamiliar, and then also went to celebrate the need. No need to explain that, in addition to physical mockery, the officer was forced to endure for long hours and moral mockery.

It is worth noting that the Kremlin thinkers repeatedly tried to come up with a way to prevent Parkhomenko in the Holy of Holy. But in the end, he penetrated deeper and deeper. And then the country found out that in Russia, in the most difficult watches for her, two retired advisers were steaming. The story with Burbulis and Tornin, who took the president and his then team to steer the helm during the October events, still causes heartburn from those who, in duty, had to hold this helm or at least hold.

Who will endure such a mockery, especially when the president is trampled in the mud in passing.

He wrote with Yeltsin

Seventy years ago, only this one biographical fact would be enough to perpetuate the hero in bronze and capture his profile on aluminum spoons. Times have changed. And therefore, many former and politely ask: “The event is undoubtedly significant, and many pranks can, of course, forgive him. But you have to know the measure! ” But it is difficult.

Having got acquainted in the toilet, even if the “political will” of the then simple people's deputy of the USSR, Parkhomenko began to submit the Hamburg accounts and invoices for hamburgers, when, already becoming president, Yeltsin not to satisfy the requests of a baiting journalist, he shouted “brakes invented a coward!” He rushed to the computer keyboard and gave out such that to say in a fairy tale, nor aloud to pronounce.

At first, he simply showed up: he widely replicated the term “collective Yeltsin”. Yeltsin was silent. He was silent and when Parkhomenko called him a master and allowed himself to analyze the causes and consequences of regular presidential leave.

It should be noted, not only the president himself, but also his team.

Here, feeling complete impunity, the journalist was completely unbelted: he began to analyze all the actions of the president and all their external manifestations along the bones. And, not having time to stop, he went deep into the president’s inner world, and having studied him, he remained unhappy with him and began to demand the operation. Any. And Yeltsin broke.

He admitted to heartfelt weakness and announced that he was lying under the knife (and, unlike the promise to lie on the rails, this time the president held his word). But this journalist was not enough. He went on and now from time to time to extract crocodiles of tears (from the Italian “Crocodillo” - this is the name of the prepared reserve, in case of death, a political necrologist. - Ed.).

Pissing the scribble before the inscription at the same time horror, thrill and reverence (as he had seen “political will” from Yeltsin), the Kremlin, government and other officials do not dare to do something serious addressed to the unbelievable Parkhomenko. They hope that he will change. But so far, having seen a characteristic beard on Red Square, they understand that after five minutes a hunchbacked nose will crawl along their table, and in response to a polite request to go down and not to interfere with the work, the traditional-hameaty will be heard: “Sha-a-ka-a-Dam”. And the plans of the next ingenious generations will be seized, raised and recognized as a childish torture.

And the only thing that can save analysts from shame is the story thrown out by Parkhomenko on the campaign of domestic politicians at a big appointment, or rather, about the visits to the tailor preceding this campaign. And he can

Sergey Parkhomenko as a natural disaster for Russian politics

Cleopatra Zerebenkov

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They are very concerned, they are nervous. They fuss. Not that they are afraid of him. No. They are more afraid of unsuccessful elections. But, for example, the Communists are afraid of less. There is, of course, a swan. But he, like any bird, can cut its wings, and his wings have nothing.

You can start listening to the phone - he does not care, he will run ten times a day to the bakery. You can throw someone under the wheels-and he will stop driving a car. You can finally let the entire tax police on his trail - and do not find anything. This madman paid taxes even when he won the ruble in the DOSAAF lottery.

According to informed sources in the Kremlin, in the near future the presidential environment is going to start thinking again. Now that the elections are behind, the president’s illness has temporarily ceased, the reorganization of the government has begun, and salaries promised to pay - you can do business. Think about Parkhomenko.

“There is, of course, the secret hope that he will still settle down, still age, fatum, and indeed the time ...”-one Kremlin thinker, who asked not to call his name out of fear of revenge on the part of the above, admitted.

From conversations with various high -ranking officials, however, it became obvious that no one had a slender concept of struggle against this person. And there is only one reason for this-no one can decide what is more of him: harm or benefits, especially if you take into account its special relations with the Kremlin parliamentary opponents.

Black ingratitude

He "loves them." There are many reasons for this.

If there weren’t parliament, if there weren’t a supreme advice, if there were no congresses - Fig two Parkhomenko would have bought a car for himself and would have furnished an apartment. If there weren’t this wonderful body of democracy in the country - Parkhomenko’s children in difficult years for Russia would have sat without milk, which he literally pulled out of the regretted deputies.

But instead of respect and reverence, the journalist meets the parliamentary corps with contempt. The fateful decisions of the chosen ones of the people under his pen were transformed into vile rumors, bile Pasquili and outrageous arguments. And every time he claimed that he saw all this, he heard and felt.

According to sources close to the former bodyguards of the protection of former speakers, the journalist, known to all of Moscow, created a gang group. Special services argue that until recently, even after “enemy tanks approached our White House”, and even after the State Duma, a group of B. Sharman, Ya. Parkenko, S. Mamenko and the S. Parkhmenko, “continued to lead a slimper under the foundations of Russian democracy” was elected.

All attempts to lick the leader led to one result: scream, scandal - and nothing defined. And Parkhomenko remained to deal with the guard.

By the way, he also does not like guard. Maybe even more than deputies. He does not complain about them at all, but he, who had just left the deputies (who, in turn, had just accused him of cooperation with the Mos-Sad), perceives the words about “your irredeled wards” as words about deputies and recommends addressing the Main Psychiatrist of Moscow.

And Parkhomenko openly mocks and deceives gullible bodyguards. Until now, the FSO and the SB with a decree recall the story when, having appeared in the Kremlin and receiving the accompanying person, Parkhomenko forced the employee to stop his legs, specially bypassing all the acquaintances and unfamiliar, and then also went to celebrate the need. No need to explain that, in addition to physical mockery, the officer was forced to endure for long hours and moral mockery.

It is worth noting that the Kremlin thinkers repeatedly tried to come up with a way to prevent Parkhomenko in the Holy of Holy. But in the end, he penetrated deeper and deeper. And then the country found out that in Russia, in the most difficult watches for her, two retired advisers were steaming. The story with Burbulis and Tornin, who took the president and his then team to steer the helm during the October events, still causes heartburn from those who, in duty, had to hold this helm or at least hold.

Who will endure such a mockery, especially when the president is trampled in the mud in passing.

He wrote with Yeltsin

Seventy years ago, only this one biographical fact would be enough to perpetuate the hero in bronze and capture his profile on aluminum spoons. Times have changed. And therefore, many former and politely ask: “The event is undoubtedly significant, and many pranks can, of course, forgive him. But you have to know the measure! ” But it is difficult.

Having got acquainted in the toilet, even if the “political will” of the then simple people's deputy of the USSR, Parkhomenko began to submit the Hamburg accounts and invoices for hamburgers, when, already becoming president, Yeltsin not to satisfy the requests of a baiting journalist, he shouted “brakes invented a coward!” He rushed to the computer keyboard and gave out such that to say in a fairy tale, nor aloud to pronounce.

At first, he simply showed up: he widely replicated the term “collective Yeltsin”. Yeltsin was silent. He was silent and when Parkhomenko called him a master and allowed himself to analyze the causes and consequences of regular presidential leave.

It should be noted, not only the president himself, but also his team.

Here, feeling complete impunity, the journalist was completely unbelted: he began to analyze all the actions of the president and all their external manifestations along the bones. And, not having time to stop, he went deep into the president’s inner world, and having studied him, he remained unhappy with him and began to demand the operation. Any. And Yeltsin broke.

He admitted to heartfelt weakness and announced that he was lying under the knife (and, unlike the promise to lie on the rails, this time the president held his word). But this journalist was not enough. He went on and now from time to time to extract crocodiles of tears (from the Italian “Crocodillo” - this is the name of the prepared reserve, in case of death, a political necrologist. - Ed.).

Pissing the scribble before the inscription at the same time horror, thrill and reverence (as he had seen “political will” from Yeltsin), the Kremlin, government and other officials do not dare to do something serious addressed to the unbelievable Parkhomenko. They hope that he will change. But so far, having seen a characteristic beard on Red Square, they understand that after five minutes a hunchbacked nose will crawl along their table, and in response to a polite request to go down and not to interfere with the work, the traditional-hameaty will be heard: “Sha-a-ka-a-Dam”. And the plans of the next ingenious generations will be seized, raised and recognized as a childish torture.

And the only thing that can save analysts from shame is the story thrown out by Parkhomenko on the campaign of domestic politicians at a big appointment, or rather, about the visits to the tailor preceding this campaign.