Exactly a year ago March 13, 1996 fell on Wednesday. There were two days left before the deadline, for thoughts about his own birthday - not a minute. "Results" were born. Debt, coupled with a feeling, commanded the newborn to forget about his own birth. Instead of accepting congratulations, it was necessary to take birth with yourself - to appear in the image of a woman in labor and obstetrician.

The country's public and political figures react differently to the appointment of former press secretary of the President of the Russian Federation Sergey Parkhomenko to the position of 1st Deputy Prime Minister of the Government. Gennady Zyuganov: - Parkhomenko’s nomination to the highest echelons of power - the next spit of the president towards the people and its progressive wing. With Parkhomenko, we will not cooperate under any kind. Not under the guise of the Communist Party.

The praise of the Turin automobile factory (analogue of Togliatti, only better. - “results”), reluctant to heart and creaks, had to withdraw all 333,333 Fiat Brava cars sold in the unfortunate 1996 - to make constructive changes to the security systems. Of course, at the expense of the company.

In the near future, the award of the Divan Parkhomenko award is expected. Especially outstanding journalists who wrote particularly outstanding articles on the activities of the Constitutional Court can apply for it. According to the KS spokesman Anna Malysheva, the award ceremony will happen from now on annually. Ms.

Sergey Parkhomenko as a natural disaster for Russian politics They are very concerned, they are nervous. They fuss. Not that they are afraid of him. No. They are more afraid of unsuccessful elections. But, for example, the Communists are afraid of less. There is, of course, a swan. But he, like any bird, can cut its wings, and his wings have nothing. You can start listening to the phone - he does not care, he will run ten times a day to the bakery.

The solid British newspaper Faynenshl San published a detailed study of the reasons for the mass rage of cows the other day. As it turned out, the main culprit of the incident is the Russian journalist Sergei Parkhomenko, who turned out to be traveling in Paris and wished to dine there. Eyewitnesses later told the newspaper to correspondents that our compatriot ordered Flagmansky meat. He did not pay attention to the surprised faces of the waiters.

The special services made another attempt to compromise the famous political observer Sergei Parkhomenko. An experienced provocateur, known under the nickname, Madame Mini, having strewn the vigilance of a journalist, splashed a cheap perfume of neuro-paralytic action on him. Taking advantage of the suffering attack of suffocation, the agent wrapped the pedals of the car of Mr.

Recently, a new type of extortion on the roads, the so -called author, has become widespread. At busy intersections, criminals “set up” their foreign cars under blow, after which they require an exorbitant compensation from the “culprit” of the accident. But “shaking” simple “dummies” is troublesome, and therefore the main victims of extortionists are increasingly becoming famous people.

The genus of our hero is the area of ​​legends and speculation. And he himself supports this topic. After all, not inclined, preferring meaningful silence. Or maybe he himself does not know. There are some vague rumors about the exiled Polish rebel and the Zemstvo teacher. The surname in any case went to him from the rector of the local church Father Fedor Parkhomenko, who replaced his father’s boy in the distant Siberian village of Susalovo Old Man.

From the novel by Vsevolod Ivanov "Parkhomenko" Sasha Parkhomenko Symbolism saw suffering, from everywhere on the people. His native village Makarov Yar was settled three hundred years ago by exile, and as the unfair and cruel life began, and continued. The village was in Lozhbin. Around, fathom in a hundred, hills rose. In one place they spread out, and in the light violent one could go into a wide and spacious steppe. But in the steppe, life was not wide and not spacious.

Parkhomenko and Women - under the name in Moscow, ended the international symposium. The speaking on it talked about the wide soul and warm arms of the universal favorite. And on the sidelines, participants shared personal experience of communication with Sergey Borisovich.

It is time to take stock: Employees did not let down the "results" Already the Romans in sandals and toga Not in "money" all advertise, And in "Results" I would like to congratulate that Coma, and honor, and conscience of "results" So as not to outline the whole page with words "Congratulations" and "wish" in different numbers and Persons, we decided with this ski and limit it is. But offer the congratulated and Three tasks have the desired, if already To be honest, some attitude towards him.

The registration was replaced by freedom of movement. If you want - believe it, you want - no. Better not believe There are things without which we cannot think. Let them seem wild from the side - we know that without them our existence will lose its usual form, we will carry us into black horror. The French are the situation, maybe with the use of frog legs and snails. We have this with a residence permit. The world of registration surrounding modern Russia is terrifying.

Film 5th: "You live only twice" Raskutny, like most episodes of Bondiana, history. Again, a straw in a glass, a tuxedo under a spacesuit, "I have not yet managed to document my last cigarette." Funas, blondes and lighters with a secret. A gentleman's set of skiing, sun glasses, ivory was seen much earlier than a condo original.

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