The plumber is the most mythologized profession in the country, mainly due to low-budget porn and very lousy jokes. In reality, the work and life of ordinary plumbing is more mysterious than any fiction. At the request of Samizdat, journalist Adelaide Sigid plunged into the abysses of water supply. There we found wiring in a gypsy Tabor, novels at work, salvation of Thai masseuse from sexual slavery, Masonic cassocks and Sir Bob Galdof from the Pink Floyd “The Wall” movie.