The editors have obtained scattered pages of a diary that was blown away during a fire in an abandoned office building on the eastern coast of the United States. We impudently publish them, rearranging them at random. Foreign words, such as ramp, pump, customer support, etc., are deliberately left without translation. 1 I'm tired of computers, oh, how tired of these machines! I’m writing a real diary on real pink paper, but I don’t know if I’ll finish it.