Jokes – Have you heard that Abramovich is flying into space? For 500 million bucks. - Why is it so expensive? - Well, he’s on a yacht... Granny chooses fish at the market. - Grandson, is it fresh? - Well, grandma, what kind of question? She's alive! - Me too, my dear, alive... - Dad, are they imprisoned for killing Martians? - Yes, son. Go straight to the madhouse. – Do you remember what day tomorrow is? – Of course, our 10th wedding anniversary. – How will we celebrate the holiday?

From June 1, all airlines that are members of the International Air Transport Association (IATA) switched to electronic tickets (e-tickets), for the purchase of which you do not even need to leave your workplace. However, as usual, not with us. Electronic happiness The transition to e-ticket was started to “reduce carriers’ costs,” and ultimately, ticket prices. There are fears that Russia is a bad helper in this.

The Investigative Committee under the Prosecutor's Office (SKP) insists on banning any gifts for officials. Today the law allows civil servants to receive gifts worth up to 11.5 thousand rubles. The anti-corruption initiative of the UPC was met with lukewarmness. Whatever one may say, all prohibitions at the legislative level must pass the Duma millstone. On Okhotny Ryad, such sacrifices can only be made if the decision is made at the very top.

Leading clubs in the world have already set their sights on us Today, multimillion-dollar contracts are not signed in a couple of weeks - agents spend a long time shepherding rising stars. And yet, at Euro 2008, passions around upcoming transfers do not subside. Who will leave the Russian Premier League after the European Championship? We addressed this question to football commentators who are now working at the Euro and know the football kitchen from the “first” to the “compote”.

The most vigilant Chief sanitary doctor Gennady Onishchenko instructed his subordinates to ensure that the proportion of liquid in frozen poultry meat does not exceed 4%. Onishchenko assures that cases of adding water before freezing to increase the weight of the product have become more frequent.

“Once upon a time there lived a girl, Zhenya. One day her mother sent her to the store to buy bagels. Zhenya bought seven bagels: two bagels with cumin for dad, two bagels with poppy seeds for mom, two bagels with sugar for herself and one small pink bagel for brother Pavlik...” In my childhood they didn’t make bagels like this anymore – with sugar, with caraway seeds, and especially pink ones.

The other day, Merrill Lynch bank published the results of its survey of managers about threats to businesses and economies. We interviewed those specialists who currently manage a total of $718 billion. The majority of respondents believe that the credit crisis is no longer the most serious threat to the stability of financial markets. Inflation becomes such a threat...

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Since the words “profitable” and “profitable” appeared in the Russian vocabulary, villages began to empty, roads began to deteriorate, and thousands of people found themselves cut off from life. Where they live, there are no trains, no taxis and rarely buses. But they carry mail. Our correspondent walked through the villages of the most remote region of the Kostroma region with a postman.

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The notorious Minister of Health Mikhail Zurabov was going to introduce the drug insurance system. The bottom line is this: we pay insurance premiums, and in exchange for this, in case of illness, we receive some necessary prescription medications for free. It is not yet known which pills will be included in the insurance list, and which ones will have to be purchased with your own money.

Pikulenko Alexander Potential client of Sklif Statistically, the motorcycle remains the most dangerous vehicle. And according to insurance companies, every motorcyclist will certainly get into an accident. Lysenko Anatoly "Isaev" is very lethargic I really like director Ursulyak. I think Liquidation is his brilliant work. But with Isaev he failed.

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